Verse 1
I logged on to eBay this morning and she'd auctioned off my heart
That bitch is such a bitch; she's bitchin' but she's still a bitch
Pre-Chorus
Dot-com dropped the bomb on my car-alarm went off to my mom's
She was the first girl that I ever kissed
First girl pissed in the shower with
She was the first girl that I ever dissed
And now there'll be a second girl for the Minute Man
Chorus
I'll be back in a minute, right back in a minute
Hold your breath, hold your breath
I'll be back in a minute, right back in a minute
Hold your breath, hold your breath
Verse 2
I've got nuts that feel like hammers and they're pounding in my head
She said she didn't like my manners, so I pounded her best friend
Bridge
Woodies in the morning and in the afternoon (x6)